I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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