She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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