if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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