are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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