He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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