is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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