spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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