why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
