Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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