Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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