I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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