I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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