these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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