If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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