i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
