let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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