summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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