First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I currently don't understand fingers.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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