But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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