did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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