I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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