New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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