how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Randomize
