Whats the glycemic index on semen?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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