So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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