just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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