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Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.

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Least. Favorite. Text. Ever.

Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 1, 10 at 7:10am

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- Is there any meaning to those four separate one word sentences?
  
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  - Emphasis.
    
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    Epilepsy
    
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Febreeze wasn't meant to be used in that kind of carpet lady. Sick...sick...sick!!!!!!!!

Submitted by mrjoyboy on Jul 1, 10 at 9:32am

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Forget febreeze and take that infected junk to the dr.

Submitted by rach2126 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:58am

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You should remove the hot dog eventually.

Submitted by caretaker22 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:58am

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Might I suggest a shower before you leave the house next time?

Submitted by barless on Jul 1, 10 at 6:21am

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why would you share this with someone?

Submitted by artgirl on Jul 1, 10 at 8:06am

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- why not? This shits hilarious
  
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How could this possibly get any thumbs up??

Submitted by TimMc333 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:45am

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Stay classy San Diego

Submitted by scjohns2 on Jul 1, 10 at 10:32am

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A sweaty unwashed female does not smell foul. She's got some sort of bacterial thing going on. She needs a doctor and quick!

Submitted by CajunQueen on Jul 1, 10 at 9:15am

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- Sweaty and unwashed male or female = smelling bad...
  
  Submitted by WildEyeJoker on Jul 2, 10 at 12:25am
  
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Why the fuck would you let that happen? And fabreeze just doesn't sound helpful enough here, how bout A SHOWER!?

Submitted by jules4 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:57am

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Totally vomited in my mouth!!! That is shit you don't share with others!!!

Submitted by nymoemt on Jul 1, 10 at 6:41am

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That's just nasty... how the fuck does it smell that bad?????

Submitted by mz_biatch on Jul 1, 10 at 6:34am

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You need a prescription.

Submitted by davistc on Jul 1, 10 at 7:53am

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Ewww that might mean your shit is infected!!!!

Submitted by iamhungry123 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:25am

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That is fucking disgusting wash that shit bitch

Submitted by pyrowiccan5 on Jul 1, 10 at 8:30am

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Fake. Posted by a hating munt.

Submitted by smartgrrl on Jul 1, 10 at 8:43am

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that is NOT normal. disgusting, take a bath.

Submitted by all_nighter on Jul 1, 10 at 6:38am

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Oh dear god ew

Submitted by RelentlessSmirk on Jul 1, 10 at 6:19am

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See a doctor, why don't you wash?? eww, to be able to smell it through crossed legs, and I assume a table.... Seek help!

Submitted by bkeane1 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:16am

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If this IS real then how the helll do you let it come to that point and why the helll would you ever post it on tfln where you know you're gonna get roasted by a bunch of random people?

Submitted by tylaaw72 on Jul 1, 10 at 10:04am

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Ewwwww, that's messed up...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 6:19am

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That uh.......that's just....... What the fuck? 

Submitted by pandamaddox on Jul 1, 10 at 7:20am

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Ah yes.....the smell of stale cigarettes and a week old McDonalds milkshake. Two thumbs up!

Submitted by tjnation on Jul 2, 10 at 12:39am

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Ya def the weirdest part is that she would share this... Absolutely foul

Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 1, 10 at 10:19am

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I don't know if I could talk to the stank vag that sent this to me, way tmi

Submitted by damn_girl on Jul 1, 10 at 8:12am

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Blue waffle?

Submitted by Gluevah on Jul 1, 10 at 6:02pm

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O. M. G. This is disgusting!

Submitted by sarahjay on Jul 1, 10 at 10:39am

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To quote the Diceman "I hate when they try to dummy it up with Chanel, when I go down there I want Salmon"

Submitted by patsfan5252 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:54am

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That's a damn shame!

Submitted by HR_paperstacks on Jul 1, 10 at 8:47am

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Wow !

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 1, 10 at 11:34am

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This sounds like a febreeze commercial lmao

Submitted by wuzzupyoung on Jul 2, 10 at 12:32am

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You would be from around st Charles... That's probably the clappp!!

Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 1, 10 at 8:54am

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Sick

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 7:50am

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That is disgusting. Someone that attends board meetings should know better!!

Submitted by freakgirl on Jul 1, 10 at 6:40am

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stinky bitch

Submitted by Premeau on Jul 1, 10 at 9:51am

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I commend you for noticing a problem, identifying it for what it is and then acting accordingly. Fuck everyone who calls you gross/disgusting, I think this is fucking hilarious and you handled the situation nicely.

Submitted by auzzyfreak on Jul 1, 10 at 9:22pm

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Soap and water fat ass... Soap and water!

Submitted by E82Stud on Jul 1, 10 at 11:58am

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Ummm yeah... You have an infection.... And why the hell would you tell the public about that?!??

Submitted by gavinshope on Jul 2, 10 at 3:21am

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Yo! This is sickkk!! Shit...

Submitted by haileymilla on Jul 1, 10 at 11:14am

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I just threw up a little bit

Submitted by mycoolname on Jul 3, 10 at 1:23am

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Yeah there is definitely a raging infection going on there. Or a pad that hasnt been changed in a few days.

Submitted by michgirl on Jul 2, 10 at 8:55am

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Omg eeeeeewwwwww!

Submitted by mybizzy on Jul 1, 10 at 7:03am

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These Pretzels are making me thirsty!

Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 1, 10 at 12:03pm

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Why god why?

Submitted by nicky9988 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:24am

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That's just nasty! Why would you share that with anyone? Ewwwww

Submitted by bananacupcake on Jul 2, 10 at 12:16am

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Wash that nasty thing. What the hell is wrong with you?

Submitted by barrywalker on Jul 1, 10 at 7:48am

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Why?

Submitted by darkdraco on Jul 1, 10 at 6:20am

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Bluewaffle!!!!!

Submitted by beastly528 on Jul 6, 10 at 1:03am

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omg u r gross

Submitted by synyster_gates on Jul 1, 10 at 4:25pm

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Smelly Cubs fans. You disgust me

Submitted by citispudstl on Jul 1, 10 at 11:16am

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Must ba a nasty vag, and how could you not know it was you to begin with.\n\nI think Febreeze would not want it used this way either.

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 1, 10 at 7:47am

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You should maybe seek a dr

Submitted by Belle77 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:34am

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Nice return scjohns 2....great Oden's raven!

Submitted by wilc4087 on Jul 2, 10 at 12:58pm

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I love a smelly pussy

Submitted by bandandamandan on Mar 6, 11 at 12:35pm

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Ewwwwwwww

Submitted by pumpkin4305 on Jul 2, 10 at 12:46pm

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It's amazing how stupid. Some people are. And I agree if you are in any connect\nOr part of the board of anything. DAMN!!!!! I was always told if you can smell yourself others have been smelling you. Hope the people near you get over it. Fir sure they won't forget.

Submitted by Belle77 on Jul 1, 10 at 2:14pm

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A few too many E's in your febreze

Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 1, 10 at 10:23am

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Honestly, who the fuck would send that as a text to someone and still be proud of it?!

Submitted by Santino on Jul 1, 10 at 3:37pm

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What kind of a board...a stank board? If folks like you with stankin twats are on a board of a publicly traded company, I say sell. Now!

Submitted by AlwaysHoping on Jul 1, 10 at 8:20am

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Febreeze isn't used for coochies! Take a douche and flush that nasty shit!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 4:17am

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Yuck....

Submitted by elite on Jul 2, 10 at 2:51am

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It's called a douche, and it was invented for a reason.

Submitted by swallower on Jul 1, 10 at 7:01am

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I say kill it with fire

Submitted by richp on Jul 3, 10 at 3:41am

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That is fucking disgusting, and who voted this as a good night

Submitted by bttrdenu on Jul 2, 10 at 12:16am

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I call bs

Submitted by nmstew on Jul 1, 10 at 10:41am

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wait where'd you get the febreeze from? your vagina?

Submitted by LUIGI999 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:57am

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definitely a back to front wiper...

Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 1, 10 at 6:55pm

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you are nasty!!!!

Submitted by genieboi987 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:06pm

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Smelly Whales Vagina

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 12:47pm

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Blue waffle status?

Submitted by emcdermott6 on Oct 11, 10 at 12:14am

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umm that's disgusting! why would you tell anyone that?

Submitted by anrsuperstar25 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:06pm

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Some females are just pure disappointment. Smh

Submitted by christiechaos on Jul 1, 10 at 12:29pm

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Please see a Dr.!!!!!!!

Submitted by floatmeaway1 on Jul 2, 10 at 6:20am

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Who are the 1061 ppl who have this a thumbs up!!!

Submitted by mizzcharmz on Sep 1, 12 at 4:51pm

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FUCK U

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 6:58pm

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What a dirty whore, disgusting

Submitted by Glazed on Jul 1, 10 at 12:30pm

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Febreeze for those free breezes your giving off.

Submitted by alienanonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 3:18pm

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Def have a disease. Nastiest. Tfln. Ever. Good god wash that shit and see a dr, skank!

Submitted by bamorris on Jul 1, 10 at 12:49pm

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thats called...BLUE WAFFLE! nasty!

Submitted by miller10 on Jul 2, 10 at 5:40am

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Most of you must be young children. Gauging by the shocked reaction from most of you anyway. Just bc a woman happens to have a smell down there doesn't mean she's sick. Could just have been a sweaty day. Grow up!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 8:13am

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- There's a difference between a natural vagina odor an a foul stench that you initially mistake for another person's feet.
  
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For god sakes WASH YOUR COOCH. If anything wash down there.

Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:45am

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wow... your text has actually disgusted me (which is very rare)... you should take care of that sh*t...

Submitted by ZacAttack188 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:51pm

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There are certain things even your closest friends don't want or need to know let alone a shit ton of random people...freaking wash your ass lady!!

Submitted by santamaria on Sep 22, 11 at 11:11pm

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EWWWWWWWWWW ! Nasty old bitch! Take that shit to planne parenthood or something

Submitted by ohhshyt on Oct 11, 10 at 6:16pm

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Why would you even admit to this?

Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Jul 2, 10 at 1:28am

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Ur heinous. I'm embarassed for u.

Submitted by acnylv on Jul 5, 10 at 7:47am

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All these comments are funny as fuck. As for smelly lady, you should of known it wS you and for that shame on you. Shame on you for making everyone else around you have to smell it til you finally figured it out.

Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 2, 10 at 12:53am

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Fuckin grody!!

Submitted by arianasaur on Jul 3, 10 at 1:32am

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Fucking gross.

Submitted by sarah4 on Jul 2, 10 at 11:34pm

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Or mabye... JUST MAYBE. You should take baths. Ewwww. Nasty chick

Submitted by mookie124 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:29pm

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That's disgusting! God woman do u have no accesible water??!!! Either that or you're rotting from the inside out!!! Get help -fast!!!

Submitted by britney09 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:55am

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That may be almost as bad as unwashed sweaty balls....

Submitted by summerstorm on Jul 2, 10 at 2:20am

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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Disgusting.

Submitted by kaisermarion on Jul 1, 10 at 5:24pm

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If your vagina is that skanky then you don't deserve one.

Submitted by marey on Jul 2, 10 at 6:22am

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Women are filthy.

Submitted by daveo1538 on Jul 1, 10 at 5:03pm

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delicious :P

Submitted by Cocch1990 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:31am

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Dirty whore.

Submitted by philo1215 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:27am

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I have epilepsy

Submitted by bmdub on Jul 5, 10 at 3:51am

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Fucking dirty.

Submitted by rockmeallnighttt on Jul 2, 10 at 5:53pm

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Dude im kinda feeling bad for your vag

Submitted by evrythingrite112 on Jul 18, 11 at 2:02am

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Not San diego

Submitted by 619zac858 on Jul 1, 10 at 12:46pm

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Haaaaa !

Submitted by Shay_GotItMade on Jul 1, 10 at 12:51pm

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Not to justify this, but she did mention a travel-size febreeze. airplane butt-ussy can be rough.

Submitted by skanknocka on Jul 1, 10 at 8:37am

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So who is close enough to another person to text them about the smell of their vag? I wouldn't share that with my closest friends.

Submitted by Crotchflea on Dec 5, 10 at 3:42am

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Icky

Submitted by mschmidt1989 on Feb 7, 12 at 7:02pm

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Damn. Get that shit checked out! No man is gonna wanna go down on you with that stench

Submitted by Selena4116 on Jul 14, 10 at 2:12pm

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Just puked a little in my mouth...

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