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(815): View more from Illinois

Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship

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(815): View more from Illinois

you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.

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(406): View more from Montana

Drunk walkin through police station. America

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(801): View more from Utah

She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.

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(239): View more from Florida

In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.

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(360): View more from Washington

Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY

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(415): View more from California

When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"

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(870): View more from Arkansas

So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button

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