June 2, 2009 1:51PM Guess you've never been to Jersey, then, huh? Try saying that while walking through Jersey City or Paterson...see how long you'll survive...
HAHAHAHAHH i feel bad laughing but OMG!!!
its a horrible idea but now i have a feeling this is going to pop into my head next time im EXTREAMLY drunk LMAO
hopefully you walk into a backyard with that 200 pound monkey that attacked the lady in NY (yes im aware it died, but one similar in size and viciousness)
If a real animal is too much, try lawn gnomes. It's better when you know the person, make it a myspace, facebook and twitter to update the owner of where it is.
i stole a kids dog, that i *liked* in high school, then was the *AMAZING* person who FOUND it. while driving around HIS neighborhood *stalking him* lol
I actually laughed at this. I'd be kinda stoked if it happened and the ransom was something ridiculous like baked goods, something random and not money.
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