Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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