school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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