Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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