I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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