No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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