you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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