U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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