i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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