I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My dick has a subreddit
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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