Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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