It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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