i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Is Oprah even human
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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