after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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