jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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