How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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