so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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