Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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