Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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