So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Come on in and take your pants off
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