Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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