Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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