When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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