You work out of a Hotel?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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