My liver just broke up with me...
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I have fence marks all over my body
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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