His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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