the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My pussy is not your playground.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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