they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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