Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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