she was so not down for the gang bang
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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